i have a job, making tons of cash, and on top of the world i fucking rule. People

with no jobs and not sure what to do are fucking losers who should work at mcdonalds

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i just fucking cummed all over the keyboard, it was AWESOME

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Mom always liked me best, asshole.

don't read me.

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All my problems melt away when I spend 5 minutes rubbing avocado spread on my nipples.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

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Oh yeah? At least I got hand jobs!

make the karma links bigger. allow shorter rants.

When you say "do what you want" and I opt for the golden shower, don't get all huffy!

you really should

ive been having sex with your mother for the past 3 years

uuummmm spellcheck.. say oops

My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.