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I hate you for raping me, giving me herpes and putting me on antidepressants. They

say that hate is bad for the soul, but I don't care. If I ever see you again, I'm going to push you in front of

a goddamned bus.
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My husband is a lazy ass slob. My two year old son is driving me bonkers. My boss

is in love with his rage and makes everyone at our office fucking miserable. My mother is going senile. I don't

sleep well anymore. I can barely afford my rent and car payment -- NEVER MIND GAS!!!!! I'm way way too overweight.

I'm taking 2 meds to control blood sugar, one for high blood pressure and one for cholesterol (sp?) -- and I'm

only fucking 41 years old. How the fuck did I let this happen to me? Should I see a shrink? A bariatric surgeon? Or

should I just jump of a fucking bridge???? I can't deal with it anymore. All I want to do when I get home is sit

my fat ass on the couch and websurf. I have no interest in friends, family, exercise...hell I wouldn't leave the

house if I didn't have a job. Seriously -- I'm fucking done.
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if i beat off and eat a snickers bar, does that mean ill goto hell and be in heaven

at the same time?
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I hate how marriage and divorce is designed to let a women bleed every single god

damn penny out of their soon-to-be ex's pocket. fuck family law.
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You're a dirty piece of shit

:)
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I love a girl that loves me but won't be mine.
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When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.
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CraigsList sucks.

1/2 the ads for apartments/housing for rent in SF turn out to be "the Nigerian scam".....so fustrating.......
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the next time my tantrum-prone boss yells at me for no good reason, I'm going to shove his fucking cell phone right down his throat
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Fuck the feds and their taxes.
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I still can''t get over my ex wife, probably because the sex was so good,

and now my fiancee is a fucking prude who think it's gross to suck my dick. I swear I'll divorce the bitch if

she doesn't take it every night. What the fuck! I miss my ex wife she gave great blowjobs, I didn't even have

to ask for them.
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I wish I can just come into work one day and not have any problems!
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No matter what I do I still wake up dreading the day to come.
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I have such a huge mouth.

I dont think before I say things.

Someone needs to cut my tongue out.
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High gas prices are killing my budget! I have to drive to get to work and school and public transportation where I'm at is practically impossible to work with my schedule. It doesn't help that my truck guzzles gas like a Hummer with a leak.

PLEASE God help me!
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Divorce is like extremely expensive and compressed personal therapy. Totally worth it in the end.
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My office blocks all social networking sites from our server. God damn that sucks. What's the point of going to work if you can't twitter?????
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WTFH!?!!? at my work we have windows or apple (mac book) but some people want Mac book with VMware running windows.. not for like "oh i need to test in a virtual environment" but the full schmear. I just got done installing a new config for some switching from a PC desktop to a MBP, on the mac book i also had to install vmware, a full windows installation, and MS office (with visio and project). So not only are we paying 2x as much for the apple hardware, we are now paying for multiple redundant licenses. congrats your 700 dollar PC is being replaced with a MacBook pro costing the company over 5000 dollars.
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Fuck you Jasmin. I gave you my virginity and you were trying to give me herpes. God

was with me I am still clean. You are a bitch and setan, you have given herpes to so many others and you are also going

to ruin one more life by getting married.
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First black president yo
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